What You Won't/Will Get From Me
Okay, what's with all this blog blues? I have noticed that what started out as fun and lightweight has turned quite controversial. Sure, people can post about what they want on their blogs but a lot of people have turned to offending lately and I, like so many others am sick of it. So let me, " The Voice " give a message to all my blog visitors out there and especially my regulars…
What you won't get from me:
You won't get a speech on politics. (Whom you vote for is your business)
You won't get a lecture on religion. (Whom you pray to or don't pray to is your business)
You won't get a passage on homosexuality. (Whom you love and screw is definitely your business).
You won't get a drawn out history lesson dealing on racial injustice. (Not on this blog, baby).
You won't find lines and lines of poetry. (There are plenty of poetioc bloggers out there so go visit them for a poetic spark. I'm a novelist, not a poet.)
Weight loss tips (Shoot you knew you were fat when you logged onto my blog. What kind of tips am I going to give you?)
Vulgar language or perverted, trashy sex talk (I'm a lady!)
Whining (Read a man's blog the other day and it was twelve passages of how bad his life was and how he hadn't been laid since the 70's. Needless to say it wasn't pretty). I wanted to slap him. It was truly pathetic. I was like, " Dude don't let the whole world know you're a loser! Now you sure as heck won't get laid. "
Bottom line is my blog is to entertain, relax and mystify. I hope you find it funny. I hope you find it enlightening. And I hope I never ever offend you. That is why I stay away from controversy. Some people run to it, I don't. I get enough attention. I don't need to draw up more by causing trouble. And let's face it, speaking too much about the topics above cause a lot of trouble.
What you will get from me…
My opinions on everything from ice cream to men.
Anything dealing with the 80's
A feminist's view on life in general.
Writing tips
Funny topics that will make you laugh so hard you pee.
Bitching & Moaning
Anything that's the opposite of vulgarity
Topics that are vibrant, funny yet brilliant
Commentary on erections now and then
Great pictures of Madonna
Great pictures of me
Self-praise for my boobs
Reviews or mention of books, movies, and music I like.
Endless, shameless self promotion (Oh, have you gotten the book yet?) LOL!
So come all, far and wide. You are welcomed and know that this blog has no intentions of offending or upsetting. I don't want to hurt you. Well maybe if you don’t buy the book I will. Did I mention the shameless promotion yet? Buy my book! Please, I'll be your best friend. LOL! Seriously buy it…or I'll kill you. I swear I will.
Fun, fun, fun! Welcome to Bootsy's world. That's me in the pic, ain't I perty?
posted by Stacy-Deanne @ 10:15 AM
8 Comments:
You sure are perty! :-) -- maybe all blogs should have a warning label at the top -- like a cigarette warning label -- then we'd know right up what to expect -- cuz I ain't gonna lie -- I've been surprised a time or two.
I guess we all have to find our niches and do what feels right for us in blogland! Looks like you've done just that. Good for you -- you know who you are and what you will and will not do. More folks should follow your example online and in life! Be blessed -
That's why I love your blog...you always put a smile on my face chica! BTW...just ordered your book from Amazon--can't wait to read it. Hurry up and come out with more books! I love love to read...and write too! What are the top five books you suggest?
HEY GURL!!
I was wondering who that anonymous comment was from lol.
And as far as the blog beef, I've learned to not even entertain it. Remember my blog peace day? That was because some chica made a 'blog threat' towards me...the last time I checked, this was blog land, not the club lol.
You are too funny, I love the weight loss tips line...oh by the way, I know there are little lies and big ones. The big ones have been so bad with some-even the little ones get on my nerves. But no- I would never tell a mother her baby is ugly...but I will say she has the prettiest little nose or the prettiest bright eyes...
LOL!! What's up, Ma? Love the picture!!
And what's up with that blue bandana and blue shirt? Doing a little "Crip-Walking" today, perhaps?? Pull out the shades and sing a little OLD Mary J. Blige "Reminicse" why don't cha???
Just playing, homegirl!
But seriously... I love your blog... You keep it lightweight and fun, and I like that. I too have been noticing blog beef going on lately... I haven't been blogging for that long. I find it all confusing. Aren't we all grown? Come on people, get a LIFE!
Holla at cha'!
I get you.We can deal with serious issues without getting too indepth.But then each person is different so if I don't like what someone is offering I stay away.
Like your blog, thanks for stopping by mine. I agree with you, too much offending already taking place and most people don't like to be drowned in that. With that said, occassionally such a post may surface on my blog - its just a reflection of me and the mood I'm in at the time.
I hear you...I have several blogs...each serve its own purpose so that it won't confuse the visitors.
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