Stacy's Cheat Tip Test:

Stacy-Deanne's Cheat Tip Test:

Ladies not sure if your man is cheating on you but you suspect? Men, not sure if your ladies aren't doing the same? Please read and evaluate my new cheat test with tips that almost always suggests your significant other is cheating on you.

(Women) Signs Your Man Maybe Cheating on You:

The two of you haven't had sex in weeks and he's okay with that.

If he starts dismissing things you do that has always irritated him. Ex: If he always hated that you left toast crumbs in the jelly yet one day he doesn't even notice…that's a sign.

If he suddenly switches from boxers to briefs. (Especially if he's over 250 lbs.)

When his goodbye to you goes from sloppy kisses to f----- up handshakes.

When his friends seem antsy around you all of a sudden. (Yeah they know something!)

When every time you call him at work lately his boss " mysteriously " needs to speak to him.

When he's suddenly getting more calls from his " mother ", especially on his cell phone!
(Guess what? It's not his mother!)

If when you want to make love HE always has the headache.

When he starts apologizing for things you didn't know he did.

If he suddenly becomes nicer or chummier with a female friend or relative of yours that you knew he couldn't stand since you been with him, and if she begins to seem nicer to him too. (Guess who he's screwing.)

If he suddenly has a female cousin calling him constantly that you never heard of before.
(Guess what…she's not a cousin!)

If his mysterious " new " cousin has an attitude with you when YOU answer the phone.
(What the f---?)

When he's suddenly being drowned in emails and he never used to get any.

When he changes his email address out of the blue and he insists on not giving you the new one.

When he pisses on himself when you ask if he's cheating. (Ha, ha, ha! Handle your business, ladies!)

Now fellows…here we go…

(Men) Signs Your Woman Maybe Cheating on You:

She changes her hairstyle when she's never been the kind to change her hairstyle.

She switches from those sagging grandma drawers to sexy thongs.

She picks a fight with you for no reason at all. (Means she's seeing someone else AND he's much better in bed!)

She suddenly goes on a " spur of the moment " diet. (Especially when she was big since you've known her and she didn't seem to worry about it before.)

Claims the guy from work who calls her at all hours is gay even though he just doesn't seem gay to you.

Starts talking to her friends about every little thing you do.

The little things she used to like about you now annoy her beyond belief.

Becomes defensive with every little thing you say to her.

Blames her change of emotions on PMS even though she had her period a week before.

Suddenly goes shopping more than usual. (Guess what…she's not shopping!)

She stops asking you how she looks when you take her out. (She now could care less about YOUR opinion because someone else's counts more than yours does.)

When you try to touch her in bed and she acts like you smell of dog doo doo.

Seems like she can't look you in the eyes anymore. (Women tend to feel extremely guilty when they cheat)

When she tells you flat out to get the hell out of her face.

When she spends the weekends at her "mother's ". (Guess what…oh you already know!)

When she tells another guy you're her brother or cousin. (Yes, women are clever in covering our tracks).

When she calls you by another name in bed. (Uh-oh! Handle your business dude! This is a big sign!)

When she starts telling you your lovin' is getting better when you know you're not all that! Ha, ha, ha! (Aw, poor baby. Need some tips on that too boo?) I'm just playing, guys!

When she used to be so prudish in bed now she's turned into a super-freak. (Bells should be going off in your head by then)

If you know the baby is yours, have no doubts but she insists you take a DNA test just to " make sure ".

And the biggest sign your lady is cheating on you…

If you FAIL the DNA test!

Okay this post is humorous but all kidding aside, cheating is not very funny when it concerns the person being cheated on. Cheating can ruin lives, relationships and entire families. My tips are from what I've learned over the years. Being around other female friends has opened my eyes. I've never been in this situation myself but I have witnessed cheating in relationships so I know what to look for. And now you do too. Again, the tips maybe funny but these are surefire ways to tell if someone maybe cheating. I am not saying they are but changing looks and behavior is a BIG sign. Just handle your business and tackle the issue the best way you can.

With love,

Bootsy!

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